Present, against better judgment
Available for meetings that should have been emails.
Greetings From The Desk
Meh Cat arrived before lunch, claimed the warm laptop corner, and completed one half-hearted blink. The chair remains technically occupied, although all meaningful effort has migrated beneath the table with the charging cable and one missing pen. Messages are reviewed in the order they become impossible to ignore; urgent matters may receive a second blink after the radiator cools.
Productivity has left the building.